The face that launched a thousand (meaningless) hits. MLB Commissioner Bud Selig insituted the rule that sees the winners of the All-Star Game assured of home field advantage in the World Series back in 2003 after the teams ran out of players the year before and the game had to be called. We see Selig from the shoulders up. He appears to be answering a question as his mouth is open. His blondish (and dyed) hair is thinning and parted on the left. He wears rimless glasses.

The face that launched a thousand (meaningless) hits. MLB Commissioner Bud Selig insituted the rule that sees the winners of the All-Star Game assured of home field advantage in the World Series back in 2003 after the teams ran out of players the year before and the game had to be called.
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MLB All-Star Game: it ain’t what it used to be

Millions of baseball fans will gather about their electronic hearths Tuesday to watch Major League Baseball’s All-Star Game live from San Diego, California.

I’ll pass.

Hype, Hype Hooray! The cutline from San Diego read,
Hype, Hype Hooray! The cutline from San Diego read, “Miami’s Giancarlo Stanton won the All-Star Home Run Derby with a stunning display of power that included a 497-foot shot, besting defending champion Todd Frazier of the Chicago White Sox.” It’s unclear if Stanton actually said, “You can’t beat those batting practice fastballs!” © cbc.ca

The game–first played in 1933–has become a bore, resembling more that kickball game in your seventh grade gym class than a sporting event of any consequence whatsoever.

(Let me be clear. I love seventh grade kickball games. Just don’t try to tell me it’s something else.)

Everybody played in seventh grade. Everybody plays in the All-Star Game.

That’s great. Except, winning the All-Star Game matters.

The winning league gets home field advantage at the World Series.

Again, a great idea. But only if the teams go all out to win. They don’t.

So we’re left with an exhibition (and loosely played) game having a profound effect on what could be the most important game of the whole Major League Baseball experience–the seventh game of the World Series.

As P.T. Barnum once said….oh, never mind.

But I digress.

I am happy for the players from my Blue Jays who will be there, especially British Columbia’s Michael Saunders, whose had a tough couple of years because of injury, and pitcher Marco Estrada, a journeyman who finally found his chops last season.

Blue Jay Michael Saunders headed toTuesday's All-Star Game after he won a fan-vote for the final roster spot. We see Saunders in his home-white uniform (with
Blue Jay Michael Saunders headed toTuesday’s All-Star Game after he won a fan-vote for the final roster spot. © Getty Images/Tom Szczerbowski

I’m also happy for the other Jays–Josh Donaldson, whose heart and ability to hit in the clutch can be mesmerizing, and Edwin Encarnacion, who appears reincarnation of the former Expo Hubie Brooks, a Zen master with a baseball bat.

So go play, guys. Have a blast.

I missed Home Run Derby on Monday. I will miss the Game on Tuesday.

I have this thing about being conned.

Still…..

Looking in the mirror and seeing the face of a grinch, I decided to made contact with my friend Richard Griffin to discuss my anger.

Griffin is the Toronto Star’s baseball columnist.

Turns out, he’s is not going to the All-Star Game for the first time in 22 years.

He joined me from his Toronto home Tuesday morning.

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